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busyet dah....fantasinyaaaa..... :o




........... :thanks: for the idea utk berfantasi ...... :e-whistle:
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poeticmind wrote: kalo di bandung pake golfcart. :)
pade demen slalom dong kalo ngejar penjahat...........:)
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hahaha! ga lah bro... golfcart mana bisa dipake ngejer... :D

tapi polwan di bdg ga punya kelakuan aneh... yg aneh justru pengendara nya, sering terjadi kecelakaan telat ngerem nabrak mobil depan gara2 ngelirik polwan...
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kael wrote:Denger2 ini sih,di bdg ktnya udah ga boleh ada razia lg,gw inget2,iya jg sih,udah brp bln ga ada razia,mknya skrg mereka lg giat2nya hang out deket setopan...pokoke kl liat udah kuning tuh stopan,mending rem abis aja,diklaksonin dr blkg jg cuex aja,blajar dr supir angkot yang udah kebal ma klakson.
btw di jkty ato daerah laen gt ga?

bandung gitu looohh..... :mrgreen:
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actually masih ragu sih bdg ga ada razia... soalnya kalo ga salah polisi rajin bgt razia, memang sekarang saya jarang keluar malem sih...

ga tau juga deh...
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poeticmind wrote: ............ memang sekarang saya jarang keluar malem sih...
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hahahaha it's true lho, bro moge...
kalo jaman dulu, saya bisa pulang pagi... hehehe! dan rasanya ke jkt lewat puncak dari bandung itu seperti pergi ke pasar... :D

disenter polisi subuh2 karena tidur dimobil, bukan hal aneh... hahaha!

back to topic, saya melihat masih ada polisi yg memberhentikan mobil pada perempatan belok kiri/kanan langsung. padahal setau saya jika tidak ada lampu merah khusus utk belok ke kiri/kanan, meskipun sudah merah... boleh langsung.
nah, dulu sih ada di buku peraturan lalin... kalo yg baru bagaimana? sudah berubah lagi? ada masukan?
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poeticmind wrote:........polisi rajin bgt razia, memang sekarang saya jarang keluar malem sih....
Takut dikira PSK olh polisinya ya? Hehe :mrgreen:
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hahaha mungkin juga sih... saya selalu distop kalo malem, dikira cewek. jaman dulu rambut saya sepundak... :D
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selamet malem neng.........coba liat sim dan stnk...............................begitu disenter muka buat dicocokin ama sim. ternyata berkumis !! (polisi bilang:#%#@*!!!)
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wakakakaka! untung nya saya ga berkumis bro... kalo rambut panjang, kelimis dong tanpa kumis. :P

oya, diperhatiin Polantas yg ndut itu seneng banget pegang2 perutnya sendiri ya... lucu juga! kekeke
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Polantas ini sangat patut dicontoh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC00X_zLPXw
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satu yg blm dimiliki indo sampai skrg. ..polisi
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harusnya Polisi Indo di bawah sebuah kementrian kayak di negara2 lain.,
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Kl polantas di negara semi koboi ini kelakuannya ya setengah koboi.

Uda pernah liat dgn mata kpala sendiri polantas (named transito policia) tanpa ba-bi-bu lsg menggampar pelanggar lampu merah, ditabok berkali2 itu supir taxi yg msh dlm posisi di balik kemudi. Skitarnya ya semi cuek, kayak uda biasa wwkwkwk..

Abis gitu, polantas ngeloyor pergi, taxi jg, lo gue end.

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Nightster Guy wrote:Kl polantas di negara semi koboi ini kelakuannya ya setengah koboi.

Uda pernah liat dgn mata kpala sendiri polantas (named transito policia) tanpa ba-bi-bu lsg menggampar pelanggar lampu merah, ditabok berkali2 itu supir taxi yg msh dlm posisi di balik kemudi. Skitarnya ya semi cuek, kayak uda biasa wwkwkwk..

Abis gitu, polantas ngeloyor pergi, taxi jg, lo gue end.

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di jkt sy liat sendiri n bikin video nya. . .org pake baju uniform polisi dgn ford focus dg police livery yg berenti dkt u-turn rasuna said gatot subroto di datangi bus crew n di kasih seribu duaribu rupiah. . .itu bus kopaja bisa kluar slow lane paling kiri langsung potong paling kanan, u-turn n masuk slow lane opposite flow

istilah yg di buat alm sudomo (1978) itu namanya oknum, artinya itu tgjwb pribadi org dgn uniform polisi...agency asal dia tdk tgjwb krn tdk pernah ada perintah u itu
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ya begitulah mayoritas di indonesia. pengguna jalan yang tertib dan sadar hukum jadi korban mereka.
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newrubble wrote:di jkt sy liat sendiri n bikin video nya. . .org pake baju uniform polisi dgn ford focus dg police livery yg berenti dkt u-turn rasuna said gatot subroto di datangi bus crew n di kasih seribu duaribu rupiah. . .itu bus kopaja bisa kluar slow lane paling kiri langsung potong paling kanan, u-turn n masuk slow lane opposite flow

istilah yg di buat alm sudomo (1978) itu namanya oknum, artinya itu tgjwb pribadi org dgn uniform polisi...agency asal dia tdk tgjwb krn tdk pernah ada perintah u itu
Ane jg pernah liat mirip yg diceritain om rubble
waktu itu ane lagi di angkot yg lagi ngetem. Ngetemnya di dekat perempatan gitu bikin macet
Ada semacam preman di sekitar situ jalan ke arah mobil polkis yg parkir depan angkot yg ane naekin trus ngasih uang ke polkis yg ada di dalam mobil tadi :big_chicken:
pantesan angkot2 yg ngetem di sekitar situ ga pernah ditertibkan ternyata udh kasih uang ke polkis :big_think:
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Jambangan wrote:
newrubble wrote:di jkt sy liat sendiri n bikin video nya. . .org pake baju uniform polisi dgn ford focus dg police livery yg berenti dkt u-turn rasuna said gatot subroto di datangi bus crew n di kasih seribu duaribu rupiah. . .itu bus kopaja bisa kluar slow lane paling kiri langsung potong paling kanan, u-turn n masuk slow lane opposite flow

istilah yg di buat alm sudomo (1978) itu namanya oknum, artinya itu tgjwb pribadi org dgn uniform polisi...agency asal dia tdk tgjwb krn tdk pernah ada perintah u itu
Ane jg pernah liat mirip yg diceritain om rubble
waktu itu ane lagi di angkot yg lagi ngetem. Ngetemnya di dekat perempatan gitu bikin macet
Ada semacam preman di sekitar situ jalan ke arah mobil polikis yg parkir depan angkot yg ane naekin trus ngasih uang ke polkis yg ada di dalam mobil tadi :big_chicken:
pantesan angkot2 yg ngetem di sekitar situ ga pernah ditertibkan ternyata udh kasih uang ke polkis :big_think:
iya ada yg namanya timer yg tukang ngumpulin duit untuk setoran. nanti kalo di tilang tinggal mereka yg urus
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gak perlu diceritain lagi khan, kelakuan polisi di sepanjang jln hayam wuruk setiap malam minggu >jam 11? :big_grin:
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hati hati pas mau masuk jalan layang pesing dari arah grogol. sebelum jalan layang itu jangan coba2 lewat paling kanan jalur busway yg sedikit doang gitu. apalagi di belakang busway, polisinya gak kelihatan, tiba2 udah distop. seringnya pas jam 5-an jam pulang kerja polisinya banyak. bukannya bantu teman temannya di lampu merah roxy kek atur lalu lintas, malah nongkrong di situ cari duit.
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vipere wrote:hati hati pas mau masuk jalan layang pesing dari arah grogol. sebelum jalan layang itu jangan coba2 lewat paling kanan jalur busway yg sedikit doang gitu. apalagi di belakang busway, polisinya gak kelihatan, tiba2 udah distop. seringnya pas jam 5-an jam pulang kerja polisinya banyak. bukannya bantu teman temannya di lampu merah roxy kek atur lalu lintas, malah nongkrong di situ cari duit.
dulunya ini polisi yg di grogol arah rj jiwa kan? yg ada sepotong untuk masuk tol itu. :mky_01:
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Kalo saya dulu daerah yang paling saya perhatiin banget itu di pertigaan pasar Cakung,Jln.Raya Bekasi. Saya lihat sering banget orang kena tilang disitu,entah benar mereka salah atau ngga,saya ga tau.

Kalo saya 3 kali dikejar sama polantas disitu tapi ga pernah kena (maklum dulu nyali masih tebel kalo bawa motor he,he..),padahal masih lampu kuning masih juga dikejar,jadi silahkan aja kejar kalo lo bisa,kalo dapet itu rejeki lo tapi gue yang apes,tapi kalo ga dapet anggap aja hiburan buat saya. :big_smoking:
Kalo punya uang bisa buat beli mobil,ngapain beli motor lagi.. :big_think:
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Ada yg tahu tarip "P" ber Moge sekitar Puncak utk bantu buka jalan dari Ciawi sampe Puncak / Puncak - Ciawi berapaan ya skg ?
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