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hehhe, ceritanya tadi sore saya sedang antri di perempatan lampu merah di depan sekolah sltp petra1, saya di lajur kanan sendiri dan, lajur yang saya tempati bisa belok ke kanan maupun lurus, tapi saya putuskan aja lurus maklum lebih dekat serta rutenya nggak ada polisi tidur, eh setalah maju 3 meter, sebuah angkot kuning kijang tua, tiba tiba dari lajur kiri ke kanan serobot jalur saya tanpa sein, langsung aja 2 bel panjang + jari tengah ngacung, tak disangka si supir bemo ternyta tersinggung dan langsung minggirin mobilnya, sambil ngepalin tinju. Damn mati aku pikir saya dalam hati, apalagi lagi bawa cr-v punya bokap. masak mesti ikutan turun "karate nol putul,adu jotos jarang, ini ada lawan bapak usia 35 gemuk lagi huhuheueu" langsung saya tancap gas ninggalin si supir kupret itu, hueuehu ketinggalan jauh rek, tapi apes di depan ada perempatan lagi, dan siap- siap belok kanan dan sialanya lagi jalur kanan macet :mad:, gara=gara jam pulang kantor , ya udah si supir gila itu dengan enaknya langsung mepet cr-v aku dari kiri dan gebrak2 mobil aku, damn langsung aja buka jendala biar dia nggak gebrak lagi. dan inilah percakapanya

B=bemo
A=aku

B: nyo opo maksudmu ngebel-ngebel?
A: kon dewe enake nyrobot dalane wong
B: kon jok sak enake dewe bal bel yo, tak culek matamu lo, kon kiro bel mu kenaken ta?

dalam hati sudah kecut+gemetar kepikiran ngambil kunci ban, cuma kok rogoh-rogoh kolong jok pegemudi nggak nemu-nemu, e alah kunci ban udah di taruh di belakang ama sopir ae aduch, sial buanget dah, lanjut

B: jan#@k, A&u, tak pateni kon C(%a
B: bal bel bal bel koyok sing duwe dalan ae
A: Wis aku njaluk sepurane ae pak (damn rasanya ini supir baru keluar dari penjara)
B: sepurane buatukmu iku yo.
A: wis pak aku wedi karo kon puas ta?
B: diam aja....

karena mobil depan saya sudah jalan langsng aku ikut jalan juga eh, ternya si supir masih dendam digebraknya lagi mobil saya, damn gua mesti ngebut nich dan sialnya jalan yang mau saya lewati malah rame mulai dari sepeda motor, yang jalan pelan ampe mbak-mbak naik sepeda di tengah lagi, aduh kok kebetulan semuanya sih apakah ini hari burukku? akhirnya setelah 4 meter diikuti, rasanya sih tuh angkot dicegat penumpang, di dalam hatiku nyesel opoo maju urusan ama angkot geblek. untunglah mobil saya tidak ada bekas pesok baret. kapook, urusan ama angkot, padahal masih belum puasa gimana kalo sudah bisa-bisa aku dimakan ama tuch supir.
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Bro kowe kok apes tenan yo... Liyo dino wis ati2x karo angkot, senenge sak penake dewe :shock:
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bos, gak ada versi bhs indonesia nya nih? maklum lah born and raise di jakarta.... :D
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bos, terus terang jangan deh ladeni tuh sopir... level pendidikannya beda.. pokoknya kalo ga nabrak ya sudah lah.. gw sendiri juga sering mangkel koq sama kayak gituan, tapi gimana lagi..

mereka bisa bunuh orang u/ duit 100 perak. kita gak mau lah menyiakan nyawa sendiri.. bukan berarti kita ga berani u/ fight. Tapi dalam kasus di atas, itu gak sepadan deh u/ fight.

gw juga tinggal di surabaya... gw paling benci sama sepeda motor yang ambil jalur kanan.. gw heran tuh, apa mereka ga sayang nyawa sendiri? tapi ya gitulah.. selama yang berwenang ga bisa tegas, ya kita jangan sampe 'mengajari' orang u/ disiplin... abis ga bakal di belain sama polisi koq.
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Post by uch »

Betul tuh atas gw.

Kalo gw mikirnya, "mereka di jalan cari duit 12 jam lebih setiap hari, gw cuman numpang lewat doang. Kalo yg nama nya cari duit udah biasa di republik BBM saling sikut menyikut serobot sana sini nggak peduli haram halal. Itu terjadi di semua profesi, bukan cuman profesi supir angkot.. "

Bukan berarti mau membenarkan, cuman supaya kita lebih "sabar" aja. Tapi kadang nggak sabar jg, yo wis, tak maki-maki jg...he..he..he.. :D
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Paling bagus jgn dilawan dech, elus dada aja, namanya supir angkot,bus,kopaja dimanapun udh berani mati, mereka bergulat dari pagi smp malam utk mencari nafkah, jadi seeanaknya potong kanan-kiri utk ambil penumpang.
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Risol1 wrote:bos, gak ada versi bhs indonesia nya nih? maklum lah born and raise di jakarta.... :D
as your wish :D

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A=aku

B: apa maksud kamu bel bel ?
A: kamu seenaknya sendiri nyerobot jalannya orang
B: kamu jangan seenaknya bel bel saya ya, mata kamu saya tusuk nanti , kamu kira belmu suaranya enak ya ?

dalam hati sudah kecut+gemetar kepikiran ngambil kunci ban, cuma kok rogoh-rogoh kolong jok pegemudi nggak nemu-nemu, e alah kunci ban udah di taruh di belakang ama sopir ae aduch, sial buanget dah, lanjut

B: jan#@k--->" orang sby pasti tahu", A!nj*ng, aku bunuh kamu "SARA"
B: bel bel, seperti kamu sendiri aja yang punya jalan
A: sudah pak aku minta maaf aja (damn rasanya ini supir baru keluar dari penjara)
B: maff jidatmu itu ya.
A: sudah pak, aku takut sama kamu, puas ?
B: diam aja....

ma kasih nasehatnya bro relisar, gunawan98, uch, dony. nasehatmu akan selalu melekat di hatiku hueheue, kapok aku urusan ama bemo, terus terang masih trauma, namanya usia masih bau kencur sweet 21 huahuahuha. mungkin nanti kalau ada perda pembatasan bemo aku ikut aja support, tapi klau diganti busway ya tambah mati rasanya, bisa-bisa banyak mobil penyet nanti di surabaya huahuhaua
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walah.... sopir bemo koq d ladeni.... :D
mending ngalah aja deh... dr pada urusan sama orang yg warasnya kurang... :D
wait ajah deh... klo sempet seh.. see :mrgreen:
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HAHAHAAH
gw pernah tuh urusan ama bemo, bemonya nyrempet mobil gw...jadi ada warna merah di bodi mobil.

setelah gw liat liat...dianya juga memberi beberapa alasan...akhirnya gw putuskan untuk diam saja dan kembali ke mobil....

maklum lah, urusan sama mereka adanya cuman repot... toh juga asuransi mobilnya HEHEHE
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Thank you bos yusaku!
iya lah sopir bemo sih gak usah diladenin soalnya mereka itu nothing to lose......
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Post by Danny »

weleh2 ati2 mas! saiki sopir2 angkot podo sembrono,, !
mugi2 gak terulang lg!
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bemonya gak lu gebrak2 balik bro??
eh tapi tanggung juga yah, wong pelat ud plitat plitut gitu tuh bemo, mana keliatan bekasnya kalo digebrak?? :lol:

rasanya tuh y, org2 kaya supir bemo yg kaya gitu tuh yg pengen gw todongin pestol.. :mad:
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kalo di Grandis gw, di bagasinya ada golok kayu buat ngejaga-jaga... :lol:
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sabar bos, kalo musuh sama angkot atopun bis pake selogan, "Yang Waras Ngalah"
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ariherdi wrote:sabar bos, kalo musuh sama angkot atopun bis pake selogan, "Yang Waras Ngalah"
tul... :e-clap: :e-clap: :e-clap:
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Angkot di sby semuanya kayak gitu..<br/>Mending ngalah aja deh..<br/>Apalagi kl smp keluar kata J@ñc0k<br/>Bahaya itu..<br/><br/><br/><i>.:Posted via WAP:.</i>
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Angkot di sby semuanya kayak gitu..<br/>Mending ngalah aja deh..<br/>Apalagi kl smp keluar kata J@ñc0k<br/>Bahaya itu..<br/><br/><br/><i>.:Posted via WAP:.</i>
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Hansen wrote:kalo di Grandis gw, di bagasinya ada golok kayu buat ngejaga-jaga... :lol:
kelihatan kalau tukang sunat keliling hua hua :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yusaku wrote:
Hansen wrote:kalo di Grandis gw, di bagasinya ada golok kayu buat ngejaga-jaga... :lol:
kelihatan kalau tukang sunat keliling hua hua :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lho kok tukang sunat keliling? :lol:
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udah bro Yusaku, sawat dongkrak ae tuh sopir bemo. biasanya om ku kalo marah ma sopir bemo ya paling2 sopire disawat dongkrak...Ato sawat coil...ato klo mo lebi puas laporin aja ma provost..
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@Yusaku<br/>Tuh angkot inisialny apa bro?<br/><br/><br/><i>.:Posted via WAP:.</i>
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Enkei wrote:udah bro Yusaku, sawat dongkrak ae tuh sopir bemo. biasanya om ku kalo marah ma sopir bemo ya paling2 sopire disawat dongkrak...Ato sawat coil...ato klo mo lebi puas laporin aja ma provost..
rugi dong... ntar beli dongkrak lagi jadinya...... :(
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Hansen wrote:kalo di Grandis gw, di bagasinya ada golok kayu buat ngejaga-jaga... :lol:
ngga takut nih kena razia polisi ?
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blindzero wrote:
Hansen wrote:kalo di Grandis gw, di bagasinya ada golok kayu buat ngejaga-jaga... :lol:
ngga takut nih kena razia polisi ?
Bilang aja tukang kebun pak, buat babat rumput wekwekwek...
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blindzero wrote:
Hansen wrote:kalo di Grandis gw, di bagasinya ada golok kayu buat ngejaga-jaga... :lol:
ngga takut nih kena razia polisi ?
bilang aje baru dari kebun hahaha... :lol: keknya gkpp tuh, soalnya ga besar amat, cuma seukuran payung biasa koq... 8)
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