KALO LG KESEL BAWA MOTOR[ungkapkan kemarahan ketika dijalan]

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KALO LG KESEL BAWA MOTOR[ungkapkan kemarahan ketika dijalan]

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sok lah....uneg2 sama sopir angkot...bis...taksi...dsb....
silahkan senggol aja...
atau langsung potongin spionnya
gak perlu diklakson lagi
langsung tendang pintunya......

kencingin aja......????#%&&%*$*$^*$*#%^#&%

F**K,,,S**T,,,AS*O**E.............
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waduh dunk jgn dounk,.. nyari bencana loe,.. sante aja lagi.. rugikan klo jatuh.. malah ga selamat lagi.. huehheu peace ya peace.. ih bro brux seyem juga yach
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sekalian ludahin sopir angkotnya, kalo perlu bawa motor sambil bawa linggis runcing, kalo kesel tinggal tusuk lehernya sampe nembus..huhuhu....ato naekin kap mesinnya, kencingin mobilnya..... (all just joke) hehe..
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paling ke samping sopirnya trus tonjok aja dia, besok2 paling dia enggak brani lagi ngetem ditengah2 ato malah bawa teman2nya nyari motor scorpio item buat diacurin huhuhu
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lihat dulu seh... kondisinya... klo' tiba2 ngerem karena depannya ngerem mah... nyante aja... tp klo' gara ngeberhentiin penumpangnya baru tonjok aja
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tadi pagi gw udah tertib berhenti di lampu merah eh tuh mobil nyolot klaksonin melulu tadinya pengen gw kerjain tapi udah ngalah aje deh ... masih sabar ...
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KESABARAN MOTorider's ada batasnya......kita basmi kesewenangan sopir...yang seena'e dewe'k
huh...kan polisi skg pada cuek aja......ama sopir angkot....benci aq...
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saya berusaha mungkin berhenti di belakang garis putih lampu merah... jika ada yg masih iseng bel2in gw langsung tunjuk ke lampu "MASIH MERAH [cencored]"
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bener tuh padahal kita udah mau tertib tapi 85% bikers masih kagak tertib, maunya ngelewatin garis...mungkin biar keliatan keren kali motornya..jadi semuanya pada adu aduan ingin mamer motor. kapan ya bisa berubah bikers di indo hiks...hikssss...terutama tukang ojek, ama sales ngejar setoran....huehuehuehuee
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gw kapok malem jam 1/2 1 pagi naek ojek dari gambir..... udah gw nggak dikasih helm jalan kgak bener.... jalur berlawanan di terobos ajah.. giling....
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duh npusing....jaman skg semua org ngejar setoran...apalagi tkg ojek......tapi kalu ngelewatin baris gw rasa coma dijkt aja...dibogor mah nggak.....kalo gw bw motor kekantor kadang2 gw strees,tegang pada srudukan bawa kendaraannya....apa karena cuaca panas pgn buru2 ampe rumah......

kalo ada tkg ojek yang ikutan forum ini mohon bw motor yg betul....
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timtimnugroho wrote:gw kapok malem jam 1/2 1 pagi naek ojek dari gambir..... udah gw nggak dikasih helm jalan kgak bener.... jalur berlawanan di terobos ajah.. giling....

hehehe dia takut ama lu tim,pgn buru2 nyampe takut motornya dirampok.......heheh :wink: kidding
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timtimnugroho wrote:saya berusaha mungkin berhenti di belakang garis putih lampu merah... jika ada yg masih iseng bel2in gw langsung tunjuk ke lampu "MASIH MERAH [cencored]"
Hihi......persis kayak gw juga tuh bro........tapi kadang2 gw tambahin "jari tengah" juga........hihi......
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Post by anak_singkong »

kalo sy kesel bawa motor pas surat kiriman lg banyak2-nya biasanya diatas target pengiriman..

mau gak mau hrs serobot sana-sini maksudnya biar gak pulang malam2.

kalo lg nyantai sih biasanya hari gini udah nongkrong di warnet. target tercapai habis bulan dpt bonus hehee :D
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yab wrote:bener tuh padahal kita udah mau tertib tapi 85% bikers masih kagak tertib, maunya ngelewatin garis...mungkin biar keliatan keren kali motornya..jadi semuanya pada adu aduan ingin mamer motor.
Walaupun motor gw keren, tapi gw tetep di belakang garis kok bang... :lol:
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anak_singkong wrote:kalo sy kesel bawa motor pas surat kiriman lg banyak2-nya biasanya diatas target pengiriman..

mau gak mau hrs serobot sana-sini maksudnya biar gak pulang malam2.

kalo lg nyantai sih biasanya hari gini udah nongkrong di warnet. target tercapai habis bulan dpt bonus hehee :D
heheh....wah bonusnya tuh...asal jgn ampe kena tilang...bro repot
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timtimnugroho wrote:gw kapok malem jam 1/2 1 pagi naek ojek dari gambir..... udah gw nggak dikasih helm jalan kgak bener.... jalur berlawanan di terobos ajah.. giling....
Ha..ha....ha.... dapet teman seperjuangan nih.....
Turun di lebak bulus naek ojek jam stgh 4 pagi....mata masih merem melek...langsung ditarik aja......
Dah ndak pake helm...belok ndak kira-kira....buset....tukang ojeknya nggak inget kalo naek motor tuh bisa jatuh kali...gw cmn bisa ber-DOA!!

en Gw paling takut dibonceng.................. :oops: :oops: :lol:
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gauss wrote:
yab wrote:bener tuh padahal kita udah mau tertib tapi 85% bikers masih kagak tertib, maunya ngelewatin garis...mungkin biar keliatan keren kali motornya..jadi semuanya pada adu aduan ingin mamer motor.
Walaupun motor gw keren, tapi gw tetep di belakang garis kok bang... :lol:
gue mo tanya, kalo bro2 sekalian berhenti di belakang garis stop, terus di belakang ada motor/mobil pribadi yg klaksonin terus, apa yg akan bros lakukan? kalo yg klaksonin abri/orang berpangkat di kepolisian sekalipun? hayo..??? kebetulan kiri-kanan kita dah pada nyerobot di zebra cross semua, cuma kita sendiri yg masih nongkrong di belakang grs stop..ini dillema menurut gue, hehe..
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timtimnugroho wrote:gw kapok malem jam 1/2 1 pagi naek ojek dari gambir..... udah gw nggak dikasih helm jalan kgak bener.... jalur berlawanan di terobos ajah.. giling....
tampang situ serem kali :lol: :lol: :e-dance:
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indy wrote: en Gw paling takut dibonceng.................. :oops: :oops: :lol:
yoi men... bener padahal kita klo' ngebawa motor gas habis mulu, giliran dibonceng aja selalu bergidik... klo' ngelirik spido masih jalan 80an






eh.... tampang gw emang berantakan tp imut2
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hehehe yang imut buat timtim deh......si brigidik
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Post by orang_sangit »

kalo lagi kesel

-biar ga telat ngebut ga pake aturan... palang pintu kereta diterobos, akhirnya jatoh.
-berantem sesama pengguna motor cuma gara2 senggol2an(adu bacot).
-liat mobil norak yg ga punya speed tp gede gaya doank, geber di depannya abis itu jangan lupa +jari tengah
-liat motor model knalpot brisik(yg pendek maupun 2tak gede suara) sok2 ngebut...HAJAR BLEHHHH
-nyerempet spion Mer-c ato BMW ga masalah....
-liat supir angkot ngejar setoran, klasonin sambil bilang B***T,B***G I***G,J****K,A*U(orang sumatra&jawatimur tau ini)
-ambil kesempatan buat nrobos lampu merah diperempatan
-kalo ada polantas lagi nilang meneriakan "WOI POLISI MO NAIK HAJI PAK!!!MATI AJA LO!!!"
-ada mobil polisi lagi jalan santai SALIP terus geber dan tambahkan jari tengah

sekian resep2 lagi kesel dari saya, saya ucapkan terima kasih
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waduh..

nick-nya aja 'orang-sangit' bahasa postingannya itu lho..

kayanya musuhan bgt yah ama polisi?

coba kalo ada member kita yg kebetulan polisi beneran atau dr keluarga polisi?

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orang_sangit wrote:kalo lagi kesel

-biar ga telat ngebut ga pake aturan... palang pintu kereta diterobos, akhirnya jatoh.
-berantem sesama pengguna motor cuma gara2 senggol2an(adu bacot).
-liat mobil norak yg ga punya speed tp gede gaya doank, geber di depannya abis itu jangan lupa +jari tengah
-liat motor model knalpot brisik(yg pendek maupun 2tak gede suara) sok2 ngebut...HAJAR BLEHHHH
-nyerempet spion Mer-c ato BMW ga masalah....
-liat supir angkot ngejar setoran, klasonin sambil bilang B***T,B***G I***G,J****K,A*U(orang sumatra&jawatimur tau ini)
-ambil kesempatan buat nrobos lampu merah diperempatan
-kalo ada polantas lagi nilang meneriakan "WOI POLISI MO NAIK HAJI PAK!!!MATI AJA LO!!!"
-ada mobil polisi lagi jalan santai SALIP terus geber dan tambahkan jari tengah

sekian resep2 lagi kesel dari saya, saya ucapkan terima kasih

Bujug dah, uda pernah diterapin sendiri blom bro???


Kalo gw lagi kesel, ya gw ngebut aja terussss ampe bosan... :lol:
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hehehehe...
-bang sangit sekalian aja injek2 kap mobilnya,terus kencingin terus loncat2
-atau sopirnya suruh minum air kencing lu....
-gw pernah liat mobil mazda 323 th80-an dirubah jd mobil ferari merah....diliat dr jauh mirip dideketin kayak kaleng kerupuk.....gaya doank gw ketawain deh didepan mukanya......masih kerenan honda-70.....