US RECESSION

[Pak Uwo]

The recession has hit everybody really hard...

- My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
- Wives are having [cencored] with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
- If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
- Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
- Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
- My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
- A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
- The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

[doq]

Wives are having [cencored] with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.

[solar_kerosen]

Gimana gak bangkrut gaya hidupnya sok kapitalis padahal yg kaya cuma 1 % , jangan lupa di Amerika banyak PEGAWAI dan mereka harus bersaing dengan pegawai di seluruh dunia baik skill maupun penghasilan makan pagi semuanya serba instant belum lagi dikit dikit andalan Starbuck's ,sekali ngopi bisa abis $ 5-10 kalau tiap hari bagaimana

jikalau skill sama tapi penghasilan mereka besar niscaya ongkos produksi besar akibatnya daya jual berkurang ,daya jual berkurang makan pendapatan otomatis berkurang , seperti pegawai korea gajinya lebih rendah dari jepang makanya tidak lama jepang kehilangan kompetitifnya karena teknologi sudah beda beda tipis dengan korea,taiwan,cina dan india apalagi Gaji mereka udah terlanjur besar jadi sulit dan berat untuk diturunkan lagi


Wallahualam .....................

[ZombiEE]

Kocak..uwkwkwkw...
Satire tapi bisa saja terjadi..uwkwkwkw

[esh]

@solar_kerosen: bukannya di negara kita yang sedang terjadi adalah ekonomi biaya tinggi?

[solar_kerosen]

@solar_kerosen: bukannya di negara kita yang sedang terjadi adalah ekonomi biaya tinggi?

anda benar tapi itu untuk kota kota besar saja , di desa desa masih banyak yg hidup sederhana

[ak4ng]

menyimak pembahasan ekonomi...............

[ZombiEE]

Menyimak luwak maho menyimak pembahasan ekonomi...

[FMEAKD]

ehem numpang nyimak aja




*naik lagi ke genteng*