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TOYOTA TO BUY GENERAL MOTOR SHARES
Japan Today 4/1/2010

As a bid to expand it's presence in the North American continent, Toyota is said to be investigating plans to buy off the General Motor shares currently being held by the United States Government. As present, General Motors is desperately in need to address reliability issues and to streamline the current business. This alliance is hoped to be able to resurrect the ailing giant.

The UAW is watching this plan intensely and is wary that anti - trust may be an issue. Insiders in GM are hushed but an inside memo approving the idea has yet to be discovered. Toyota, which is in high profile these days, may think this as a good april's fool article as any this year. In spite of this bogus fact, Toyota has yet to officially deny the plans. Further comments are expected to follow as other Japanese companies are frantic to fill increased demand as the US economy regains it's posture.
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Bah sampah kabeh iki :upss: ................................................. :ngacir:
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[cencored] wrote:
TOYOTA TO BUY GENERAL MOTOR SHARES
Japan Today 4/1/2010

As a bid to expand it's presence in the North American continent, Toyota is said to be investigating plans to buy off the General Motor shares currently being held by the United States Government. As present, General Motors is desperately in need to address reliability issues and to streamline the current business. This alliance is hoped to be able to resurrect the ailing giant.

The UAW is watching this plan intensely and is wary that anti - trust may be an issue. Insiders in GM are hushed but an inside memo approving the idea has yet to be discovered. Toyota, which is in high profile these days, may think this as a good april's fool article as any this year. In spite of this bogus fact, Toyota has yet to officially deny the plans. Further comments are expected to follow as other Japanese companies are frantic to fill increased demand as the US economy regains it's posture.
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behhh nyampah kabeh iki... :upss: :upss: :upss:
numpang lewat aja.... :ngacir: :ngacir:
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[cencored], just Toyota only that can rely on. Car honda crap cock. Car GM crap cat.

Toyota Prius can drink 1 liter each 50 km enough. Even sunlight enough. In sumatera sunlight ugly no question. If truck Mitsubishi crap bull eat sunlight pertamina, can bomb. Driver and citizen one island drop victim. Become tsunami to two.
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different river, use to table square2....dont follow mix......coz im from crocodile forget (boyolali) :e-whistle:
so please dont play2........ :e-naughty:

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toyotaman kemana ya? apa udah jadi GMman??? atau GTman???? :mrgreen:
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numpang lewat dan ngakak aja dahhh.... ternyata dosen ane yg tua2 aja masi lebi bagus inggris nya....
numpang lewat aja.... :ngacir: :ngacir:
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to brother mentor... try speak with clear.
don't try try to mix language. if you mix, you can confuse yourself... and, readers not can understand what you write...
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hey child little.. dont follow mix..!!
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DOHC wrote:numpang lewat dan ngakak aja dahhh.... ternyata dosen ane yg tua2 aja masi lebi bagus inggris nya....
Justru yg udah tua2 itu titel nya udah Proff DR, om dohc... :2gunfire:
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jalu wrote:different river, use to table square2....dont follow mix......coz im from crocodile forget (boyolali) :e-whistle:
so please dont play2........ :e-naughty:

:big_weee: :big_weee: :big_weee:

hey, mister jalu two one two car colour... :big_weee:

you mix dont follow2 different river,,, use the table to square2 crocodile forget... :e-naughty: :e-naughty:

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hi kopat....i give you know.....this is english real very...... :e-whistle:
you must learn more about english....please come to my tent and sit crowd crowd with asmirandah and the gank.. :e-dance:

dont forget to fill side oil if you ride 2 stroke motor bike...... :big_smoking:
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jalu wrote:hi kopat....i give you know.....this is english real very...... :e-whistle:
you must learn more about english....please come to my tent and sit crowd crowd with asmirandah and the gank.. :e-dance:

dont forget to fill side oil if you ride 2 stroke motor bike...... :big_smoking:

and mister jalu will give you a splash asmirandah,, beside off suzuki splash... because amirandah is the real splasher... :upss:
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wow.....where is gank splash......?? :cupss:

andi...please come here..... :big_smoking:
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BADAK wrote:
DOHC wrote:numpang lewat dan ngakak aja dahhh.... ternyata dosen ane yg tua2 aja masi lebi bagus inggris nya....
Justru yg udah tua2 itu titel nya udah Proff DR, om dohc... :2gunfire:
biar kata uda titel prof atau doktor... tapi inggrisnya masi tjap baheula dak.... apalagi yg dosen2 sesepuh tuh... wong baca jurnal artikel aja bisa ampe suru murid nya bantu terjemahin gt...

tapi biarpun mereka rada2 kacau, at least masi bisa ane ngerti tuh kalo dia ngasi soal atau kalimat2 dalam bahasa inggris...
numpang lewat aja.... :ngacir: :ngacir:
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okay brother mentor.. I will follow in tent you...
please sure I get space to see splash....

tent slip... I coming......
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jalu wrote:different river, use to table square2....dont follow mix......coz im from crocodile forget (boyolali) :e-whistle:
so please dont play2........ :e-naughty:

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DOHC wrote:
BADAK wrote:
DOHC wrote:numpang lewat dan ngakak aja dahhh.... ternyata dosen ane yg tua2 aja masi lebi bagus inggris nya....
Justru yg udah tua2 itu titel nya udah Proff DR, om dohc... :2gunfire:
biar kata uda titel prof atau doktor... tapi inggrisnya masi tjap baheula dak.... apalagi yg dosen2 sesepuh tuh... wong baca jurnal artikel aja bisa ampe suru murid nya bantu terjemahin gt...

tapi biarpun mereka rada2 kacau, at least masi bisa ane ngerti tuh kalo dia ngasi soal atau kalimat2 dalam bahasa inggris...
ya iya lah... wong inggris yang dipake merupakan domain problem om dohc... coba inggrisnya tentang TsOHC... Three-some On Head Cam... :mrgreen:
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jalu wrote:wow.....where is gank splash......?? :cupss:

andi...please come here..... :big_smoking:

hey mister jalu, you remember, tommorow we will splash out your car,,, so it will looking splashy,, and no more dirt splash-splash that still in your car.. and dont forget to bring your splashy-splashy tend and your splashy-splashy asmirandah,, and also not to forget to bring your splashy-splashy stuff, so we can splashy-splashy together.. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :cupss:
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DOHC wrote:numpang lewat dan ngakak aja dahhh.... ternyata dosen ane yg tua2 aja masi lebi bagus inggris nya....
Hahaha....bagusan inggrisnya pembokat ane om...
Mau baca surat cintanya gak buat pacarnya si bule? :mrgreen:

Berikut isi suratnya:

Hi Robby, together this letter I give know you.
(hai Robby, bersama surat ini aku memberitahumu)

I Want cut connection us.
(saya ingin memutuskan hubungan kita)

I think very cook cook all.
(saya pikirkan masak-masak semuanya)

I know love my only clap half hand
(saya tahu cintaku hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan)

Correctly I have see you play fire with a women entertainment at town with my eyes head alone
(sebenarnya saya telah lihat kamu bermain api dengan wanita penghibur di kota dengan mata kepala saya sendiri)

You always ask sorry back back river
(kau selalu meminta maaf berulang kali)

River that I forgive you, but this river, I you corect corect hurt my liver.
(Kali itu aku maafkan kamu, tapi kali ini kau benar benar menyakiti hatiku)

You eyes drop tears crocodile
(matamu mencucurkan air mata buaya)

You correct correct a man crocodile land
(kau benar-benar lelaki buaya darat)

So I cut connection and pull body from love triangle this
(jadi, saya putuskan hubungan ini dan menarik diri dari cinta segitiga ini)

I cry night-night until no there is eye water more thinking about your body
(saya menangis bermalam-malam sampai tidak ada lagi air mata memikirkan dirimu)

I not want sick my liver for 2 river
(saya tidak mau sakit hati untuk kedua kalinya)

Safe walk Robby
(selamat jalan Robbi)

From your fruit liver
(Dari buah hatimu)

Sumiati Lion on the table
(Sumiati Singodimejo)

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ada jugaa nehh... :e-whistle:

indonesia : Tiga nenek sihir mengagumi tiga buah arloji merk Swatch. Nenek sihir mana melihat pada arloji Swatch yang mana?
inggris : Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

indonesia : Tiga nenek sihir biseksual mengagumi keno...p kenop dari tiga arloji
Swatch. Nenek sihir biseksual mana yang memandangi kenop arloji

Swatch yang mana?
inggris : Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?
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