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Pernah ketemu sales hando pluit inisial f yg bener2 bagus pelayanannya, ngerti produk baik fitur n performanya, ga asal promo2 omongan sembarang, ramah n sabar ngejelasin. Trus pas iseng2 nanya kredit dy malah ngeasih rekomendasi ke bank, bukan leasing, plus yg paling penting dy ga terlalu ngejar buat spk kyk sales2 pameran. Sayngnya ane ga jd beli ama dy, malah beli dr sales hando sodara temen ane dari diler lain yg pelayanannya yaaahhh begitulah....
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Seringnya tipikal membangun relationship yang ditandai tidak uber uber spk, adalah tipikal sales yang bakal dibajak oleh merk merk mapan, om..
Sales sampan ane, awalnya ane beli dari dia, dia masi kul, om, keliatan masi cupu tapi rajin dan ulet bantu saya, dan dia ngga model uber uber spk. Saat ini, dia direkrut oleh salah satu merk eropa papan atas di Jakarta.

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datang liat mobil aja dicuekin kok om ama sales mobil NASSIN sama ADZAM apalagi mau nanya2 soal mobil
kalopun ada ditanya dulu sekarang pake mobil apa pak??kalo belum ada kasih brosur tipe yg paling rendah dan murah :big_peace:
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Untungnya, ane jarang dicuekin sales...




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VanzMatic wrote:Seringnya tipikal membangun relationship yang ditandai tidak uber uber spk, adalah tipikal sales yang bakal dibajak oleh merk merk mapan, om..
Sales sampan ane, awalnya ane beli dari dia, dia masi kul, om, keliatan masi cupu tapi rajin dan ulet bantu saya, dan dia ngga model uber uber spk. Saat ini, dia direkrut oleh salah satu merk eropa papan atas di Jakarta.

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ups sorry salah..
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Biasanya bocah sial*n bau kencur kyk gue ini mah dicuekin seles... Kecuali seles BMW en Merc... :ngacir:

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ricz wrote:Biasanya bocah sial*n bau kencur kyk gue ini mah dicuekin seles... Kecuali seles BMW en Merc... :ngacir:
Horanv kayahhh...
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Felixz_Yaris wrote:
ricz wrote:Biasanya bocah sial*n bau kencur kyk gue ini mah dicuekin seles... Kecuali seles BMW en Merc... :ngacir:
Horanv kayahhh...
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Disambut sih tp gw ga ad duit nebus tuh European... :big_slap:

Blm saatnya lah miara European... :mky_01:

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Om ricz horank kayahh
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Disambut sih tp gw tetep ad duit lebih nebus tuh European... :big_slap:

Sekaranglah saatnya lah miara European... :mky_01:
Horang kayahh..
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Felixz_Yaris wrote:
ricz wrote:
Disambut sih tp gw tetep ad duit lebih nebus tuh European... :big_slap:

Sekaranglah saatnya lah miara European... :mky_01:
Eits jangan dulu, kasi gw kesempatan nebus European dl 1....
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ricz wrote: Gw tebus mobil+sales konternya dah
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Hmm gud... :mky_03:

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Oii... :big_slap: :big_slap: :big_slap:

Siapa yang bilang mw nebus konternya...? :big_smoking:

Itu urusan ane... no play play di urusan konter yak... :big_smoking:


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Ah urusan nt cmn ama ce2 iin aja... :ngacir:

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ricz wrote:Biasanya bocah sial*n bau kencur kyk gue ini mah dicuekin seles... Kecuali seles BMW en Merc... :ngacir:
Beda horang kayah mh :mky_03:
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ricz wrote:Ah urusan nt cmn ama ce2 iin aja... :ngacir:
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WongZo wrote:
ricz wrote:Biasanya bocah sial*n bau kencur kyk gue ini mah dicuekin seles... Kecuali seles BMW en Merc... :ngacir:
Beda horang kayah mh :mky_03:
Ah horang biasa awak mah... Mau makan aja susah... :mky_01:

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ricz wrote:
WongZo wrote:
ricz wrote:Biasanya bocah sial*n bau kencur kyk gue ini mah dicuekin seles... Kecuali seles BMW en Merc... :ngacir:
Beda horang kayah mh :mky_03:
Ah horang biasa awak mah... Mau makan aja susah... :mky_01:
Hush... jangan ngomong begitu bro... :big_chicken:

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Lanjut....

Mau makan aja susah, krn bingung mau makan apa.... :ngacir:

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ricz wrote:Ah urusan nt cmn ama ce2 iin aja... :ngacir:
Hush.. Jgn2 cece iin ada id sm lg..
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Ya gapapa... :ngacir:

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Tentunya gapapa... :ngacir:
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