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welcome de Heer Katze
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ich ich? gatel?
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canesten, om :mrgreen:
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iklan salep ya om?
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montirangin wrote:
actimod wrote:Kekonyolan yang ane alamin waktu mo ambil unit CRV RM..

Waktu transaksi semuanya diurus kakak ane karena lokasi ane di luar pulau dari diler.
Waktu ke diler untuk ambil unitnya ane ditemenin kakak ane, tampang ane lusuh banget, rambut acak-acakan, pake celana pendek, keringetan karena masih jetlag 6 jam perjalanan di pesawat (2 kali transit karena penerbangan direct habis) :mky_04:

Udah tau mo janjian ambil unit ama kakak ane ke sales, eh sales masih nanya aja ama kakak ane "yang mana yang mo ambil mobilnya, Pak ?"
Kakak ane cuma nunjuk ke arah ane sambil bilang : "ini orangnya".

Salesnya cuma bengong sambil mendesah.. : "hah..?" :mky_04:


Pas di gudang mo bawa pulang mobilnya ane banyak nanya cara2 pake mobil matic, salesnya juga kaget : "hah../ Jadi masnya ga pernah bawa matic sekalipun ya? " :big_chicken:
"Ya ampun mas...besok deh saya antar mobilnya lanmgsung ya jangan mas yang bawa.." :big_slap:

Tapi ane nekad bawa pulang sendiri mobilnya bermodal 1 lap keliling gudang di mode "D" :big_blushing:

Setelah itu meluncur ke jalan raya sambil teriak di dalam mobil mainin paddle shiftnya......norak ye.. :big_weee:

:big_blushing: :big_blushing: :big_blushing: :big_blushing:
ini mah yg konyol pembelinya bukan sales nya :big_peace:

:ngacir: :ngacir: :ngacir:
Jadi maluuu Om... :big_blushing:
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klo ane pernah tp bukan sama sales mobil tp sales/ penjaga stand booth asuransi G O (inisial berupa singkatan) , ceritanya:

ane lagi jalan2 di mall yg relatif baru tiba2 ane liat booth asuransi G O, dan lagi sepi jadinya ane langsung ketemu sales/ penjaga standnya buat nanyain bisa gak asuransi yang sebelumnya TLO diubah jadi All Risk (upgrade).. dijawab sales bla bla bla yang intinya bisa, tp pas sales udah selesai ceritanya langsung ditutup dengan pertanyaan.. Tapi Bapak pake asuransi G O kan? *glek langsung ane keki kena pertanyaan super duper konyol.. jelas2 ane datengin boothnya ya jelaslah ane member asuransi tsb
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ga apa om..for fun aja koq :)
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ane beberapa bulan lalu pernah nanya ke sales nissan..

ane : ini grand livina xv dah pake abs ?
Sales : udah bos, ini kalo ketabrak abs nya ngembang..
ane : oh iya ya ya... sip lah

ane langsung ngeloyor deh,,.
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ABS ngembang? :big_slap:
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ABS ngembang? ABS ad model baru yh bisa ngembang :big_think:
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ABS: Air Bag System... :ungg:
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madcat015 wrote:ABS: Air Bag System... :ungg:
Klw Anti-lock Breaking System itu ap om ?
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WongZo wrote:
madcat015 wrote:ABS: Air Bag System... :ungg:
Klw Anti-lock Breaking System itu ap om ?
Koreksi... Anti-lock Braking System... bukan Breaking... errr, mungkin kalau gagal bekerja, baru jadi Autonomous Breaking System... :ngacir:

Errr... ABS juga... tuh sales bingung kali yak... :big_slap:
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madcat015 wrote:
WongZo wrote:
madcat015 wrote:ABS: Air Bag System... :ungg:
Klw Anti-lock Breaking System itu ap om ?
Koreksi... Anti-lock Braking System... bukan Breaking... errr, mungkin kalau gagal bekerja, baru jadi Autonomous Breaking System... :ngacir:

Errr... ABS juga... tuh sales bingung kali yak... :big_slap:
Owh ya bner mod. Kok ane nulisya breaking yh :mky_04: . Klw breaking mh bahaya :mky_01: .
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terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:
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musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:
Setuju om musaku... yang pasti bukan ane... :ngacir:
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musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:
Iyh bnyk tuh, terutama mobil" jadul yg dibilang remnya udh ABS :mky_03: .
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WongZo wrote:
musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:
Iyh bnyk tuh, terutama mobil" jadul yg dibilang remnya udh ABS :mky_03: .
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madcat015 wrote:
musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:
Setuju om musaku... yang pasti bukan ane... :ngacir:
Asal Berhenti Sukur hahahaha...... :frm_bang_head:
WongZo wrote:
musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:
Iyh bnyk tuh, terutama mobil" jadul yg dibilang remnya udh ABS :mky_03: .
kijang 88 ane tuh, udah ABS... makanya ga pernah jalan lebih dari 80... takut berhentinya pas udah nyium mobil laen :mky_01:
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Jaman dulu mobil mah baja nya kuat bener... Ane pernah nubruk tiang telepon di depan rumah temen ane di Wates, Kediri pakai Taft... Mobilnya baik2 aja, tiang telepon nya miring... :ngacir: Juga pernah ngerobohin plang Kantor Polsek di daerah Rungkut pakai mobil yang sama karena sensor mundur nya telat. *klang! Gabruk!* ane lgs ngibrit... :ngacir:

Skr mah crumpled zone demi keamanan, dan mobil makin kencang. Karenanya ABS diperlukan... :mky_01:
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musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:

Gimana kalo Asal Bapak Senang?

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detektifkonan wrote:
musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:

Gimana kalo Asal Bapak Senang?

:ngacir:
bapak senang saya lemas :ungg:
madcat015 wrote:Jaman dulu mobil mah baja nya kuat bener... Ane pernah nubruk tiang telepon di depan rumah temen ane di Wates, Kediri pakai Taft... Mobilnya baik2 aja, tiang telepon nya miring... :ngacir: Juga pernah ngerobohin plang Kantor Polsek di daerah Rungkut pakai mobil yang sama karena sensor mundur nya telat. *klang! Gabruk!* ane lgs ngibrit... :ngacir:

Skr mah crumpled zone demi keamanan, dan mobil makin kencang. Karenanya ABS diperlukan... :mky_01:
setuju om.. ini kijang 88 ane alot bener body nya.. blom lama di seruduk sama yaris di lampu merah, bagian bempernya doi penyok, sedangkan bemper belakang ane fine2 aja masih kinyis hahaha.
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musaku wrote:
detektifkonan wrote:
musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:

Gimana kalo Asal Bapak Senang?

:ngacir:
bapak senang saya lemas :ungg:
Satu ronde lagi dech...

cini cini ama om :mky_03:

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musaku wrote:terkadang ada jg beberapa orang yg becandain arti ABS. diubah jadi Asal Berhenti Sukur.... :frm_bang_head:
Asal Bisa Stop om....
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