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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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Mobil Nabrak kucing.. Pa kucing nabrak mobil. Biasanya kucing nabrak mobil.. Mungkin lg patah hati atau bokek. Salah jg nyebrang gak larak lirik kiri kanan.. Hehe
mungkin perlu buat zebracross buat kucing ya.. Jd gak ketabrak. Kasihan mobil atau motor yg ditabrak kucing. Dah bau, ringsek keluar duit pula
bertindak sebelum berpikir itu kebodohan ... berpikir sebelum bertindak itu kebijaksanaan
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Jidat kucing kelindes, salah ngak ye?.

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Suatu saat ketika abis pulang paciran, sambil nyetir & dengerin lagu kesayangan tiba2 dari arah kanan ada kucing nyebrang tanpa permisi. Kontan gw kaget banget, lalu mau banting stir ke kiri untuk menghindari menabrak kucing, tapi di sebelah kiri gw liat di kaca spion (reflek) ada pengendara motor. Jadi gw urungin banting stirnye en gw jalan trus aja deh. Alhasil gw merasakan di ban mobil membentur sesuatu nyang ternyata adalah kucing yg menyebrang tsb. Dan si pengendara motornya melaju trus, tanpa tau klo gw baru nabrak kucing tsb dan dia juga tidak tau klo gw banting stirnya ke kiri, maka dia kaga bakalan bisa trus jalan (krn bakalan kesenggol mobil gw).

Besoknye gw tanya2 ama tetangga sekitar dan ada yg menyarankan tuh boil kudu dimandiin aer kembang 7 rupa.
Gw ikutin aja dah, drpd jadi pikiran.

Nah, dari kejadian ini, kira2 siapa yg pernah mengalami kasus serupa ?.
Silahkan.
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Re: Jidat kucing kelindes, salah ngak ye?.

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Mobil mandi kembang 7 rupa? Ga skalian lempar lempar garam over mobil you? Teman gw yg vietnamese dulu ngajarin gw begitu, kalo stiap accident, tuh mobil di lempari garam, utk mengusir evil spirit, biar ga terkena accident yg lbh parah lg, krn menurut org vietnamese, mobil yg sdh pernah accident skali, akan ada spt magnet yg menarik/membuat mobil tsb. utk mengalami accident lg yg ditakutkan bs lbh fatal. Percaya ato ga? Ga percaya gw dgn tahyul begituan, org asia mmg terlalu banyak tahyulnya.
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Re: Jidat kucing kelindes, salah ngak ye?.

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yah, percaya apa kaga, daripada daripada mendingan gw ikutin aja dah, takut2 gimana gtu lho bro. Khan harga kembang murah ini.
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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Menjelang lebaran pasti harga kembang pd naek, biasa bro, stiap mudik, pasti banyak yg mati konyol krn displin diri kurang (jatuh dr bus, jatuh dr kreta api, motor ditabrak truk, dll).
Jgn heran kalo menjelang lebaran, tarif jasa penggali kuburan, harga kain kafan, harga peti mati, en harga kembang pasti naek.
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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kalau gw dicipratkan air yg sudah didoakan.. (tradisi menurut agama gw) baru diberi sesajen dan didoakan.. :D
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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makanya agen asuransi makin makmur nih
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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asuransi nabrak kucing.. :mrgreen:
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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eh.. iya tuh..
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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Kalo kucingnya yg nabrak kita? Kita bakalan disembayangi ga ya ama kucingnya? Apa si kucing bakal mandi kembang jg stelah nabrak kita?
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nescafe wrote:kalau gw dicipratkan air yg sudah didoakan.. (tradisi menurut agama gw) baru diberi sesajen dan didoakan.. :D
Sesajennya.........anak kucing?
Waaaaah.......kabur ah........ :ngacir:
serem, rupanya bro nes ini seorang dukun ilmu hitam!!!!
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sesajennya bro ahbeng.. :evil:
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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Kalo gw you jadiin sesajen, dunia kiamat bro, akhirat jg kiamat, smuanya kiamat, itu namanya you bunuh diri bro :mrgreen:
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hahaha.. btw, pak ahbeng pernah ngalamin kejadian kya gini?
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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Pengalaman kayak apa bro? Ditabrak kucing? Ato mo dijadiin sesajen?
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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bukan, pengalaman menabrak kucing maksudnya..
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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Belum bro, kalo nabrak elk pernah dulu waktu gw liburan ngujungi cousin gw yg tinggal di Canada.
Waktu kejadiannya itu gw sdg nyetir dgn mobil cousin gw di sana.
Abis tuh Elk seenak dengkulnya aja lsg loncat ke tengah jalan dari pohon pohon gitu, emg tuh jalan milik Mamaknya? Kalo mo nyebrang ya bilang permisi dulu gitu knp sih? Dasar Elk kurang manners!!!!
Setelah nabrak, kap depan mobilnya penyok, Elknya kayaknya patang tulang en terkapar disana, kayaknya sih dying, stlah nabrak, kita telpon polisi, mobil patroli datang, kita lapor, jelasin situasinya, polisi catat catat, kmudian di let go, kan bukan salah kita sebenarnya, itu Elk yg mo gaya balerina di tengah jalan!
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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waduh.. nabrak elk? not play2.. :e-snooty:

nah, kalau kita yg dengan sengaja menabrak elk, kita yg disalahken jdnya?
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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Kalo ga keliatan olh eye witness en polisi, ya silakan you nabrak nabrakin aja trus itu Elknya, biar punah populasinya :mrgreen:
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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Gw pernah nabrak kucing di jagorawi kaga gw mandiin tu mobil ga papa.
Intinya jangan terlalu dipikirin, kalo selalu dipikiran dan ketakutan, jadinya malahan beneran nabrak (karena nyetirnya yg grogi, bukan karena kucing).
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Re: Mitos Nabrak Kucing

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btw sekali wkt gw kesel banget ama nih spicies nyang namanya kucing. Pas mo tidur sehabis pulang lembur tiba2 terdengar kucing adu bacot di atas genteng rumah. Krn kaga tahan ama suaranya, gw sebor aja dah tuh kucing lalu kabur. EEE bukannye tuh kucing pada damai, malah diterusin lg tuh adu bacotnya. Tapi untungnya bukan di rmh gw, tapi di rumah tetangga.

Beberapa ari kmd, gw liat ada seekor induk kucing dan 2 ekor anaknya yg sedang menyusui. Wlp keselnya belon ilang, tapi ngeliat tuh kucing lg nyusuin anaknya gw jadi gemanaaa gt. Meliat tuh anak kucing yg tingkahnya lucu2, bermanja2an sm induknya.
Jadi spt liat anak macan di taman safari.
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TiongBahru_Ahbeng wrote:Menjelang lebaran pasti harga kembang pd naek, biasa bro, stiap mudik, pasti banyak yg mati konyol krn displin diri kurang (jatuh dr bus, jatuh dr kreta api, motor ditabrak truk, dll).
Jgn heran kalo menjelang lebaran, tarif jasa penggali kuburan, harga kain kafan, harga peti mati, en harga kembang pasti naek.
Klo gw liat2 seh harga2 pada kaga ada nyang naek bro, cuma disesuaiken aja getu.......... :e-wall:
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TiongBahru_Ahbeng wrote:Kalo ga keliatan olh eye witness en polisi, ya silakan you nabrak nabrakin aja trus itu Elknya, biar punah populasinya :mrgreen:
teganya ..teganya..teganya......... :e-whistle: .............
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Risol1 wrote:Gw pernah nabrak kucing di jagorawi kaga gw mandiin tu mobil ga papa.
Intinya jangan terlalu dipikirin, kalo selalu dipikiran dan ketakutan, jadinya malahan beneran nabrak (karena nyetirnya yg grogi, bukan karena kucing).
emang seh kaga apa2.

Sekedar nunjukin aja, klo gw ini org bae2 nyang kaga suka nyakitin binatang en kaga suka masukin gambar2 yg gimanaaa gtu, spt yg bro ah beng lakukan, tapi gw kaga mao cerita2 klo gw suka ngintip juga tuh gambar. Abis bagus seh.......................... :ngacir: ........ :ngacir: ...
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gambar yg gw masukin itu cm satu loh bro sjamsul, itu pun kalian hina, padahal lekuk lekuknya begitu dahsyat bagaikan mascot ban Michelin!!!!!