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hehehe...untung ngga saya aduin sama si sheila (suSILO-nama aselinya-maaf kalo SMers ada yg namanya sama :e-whistle: ) yg biasa ngamen di lingkungan saya. ntar ketemu sampeyan2, dibekep, trus :cupss: sama dia.....
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arton wrote:
hariy wrote:ngga boleh nungging di sini...ntar di solder jadi mak nyuutz... :e-silenced:
wah ane lagi nungging nih.. :upss:
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eh, halo om buluk.... :cupss:
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:ngacir: :ngacir:
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:ngacir:
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Menunggu master bettymadam.... Eh, batumakan :ngacir:
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amfibiwiati sudah datang :cupss:
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amfibi wrote:Menunggu master bettymadam.... Eh, batumakan :ngacir:
:ngacir:
always believe something wonderful about to happen.......
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wooo....pada ngga brani posting kata2 di trit ini, nih..... :mky_03: ayo, mana cerita hummer eh, humor yg lain?
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posting=quote edit
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Ngomongin Benchong :mky_03:
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detektifkonan wrote:Ngomongin Benchong :mky_03:
Tersindir yh hehehehe.
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wah bencong jadi keingat waktu dijakarta tepatnya tebet ada kamar kost yg isinya bencong semua kalo gak salah 6 orang kalo malam nongkrong di TL suka ketawa sendiri kalo ngobrol ama mereka dulu
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kalo tukang cukur lanang di sal*n2 itu masuknya "B" atau "H" ya ?
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Felixz_Yaris wrote:posting=Tusbol
:ngacir: :ngacir:

LhoLho? :big_chicken:

Ente mau? Sini sini ama om :mky_03:
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detektifkonan wrote:
Felixz_Yaris wrote:posting=Tusbol
:ngacir: :ngacir:

LhoLho? :big_chicken:

Ane mau om... Sini sini tusbol ane... :mky_03:


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Turboman wrote:kalo tukang cukur lanang di sal*n2 itu masuknya "B" atau "H" ya ?
Biasanya si gabungan om

makanya ane hindari tempat2 gitu....langsung ke rudy men's haircut dideket rumah...

ongkos sama aja ama barber biasa....pencukurnya bersertifikat :upss:
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sundul trit horrooooorrrrrr :ngacir:
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Hanya Humor semata. Jangan diambil serius ya... :big_peace:

Orang Sukses Vs Bencong

Bpk Ali, Budi, Cokro dan Dodik janjian mengadakan reuni disebuah Restoran terkenal di Jakarta. Smbl makan, mereka ber 4 ngobrol-ngobrol. Bpk Dodik pamit utk berkaraoke. Smbl mendengarkan Bpk Dodik menyanyi, teman2nya melanjutkan obrolan.

Bpk Ali : "Bgmn anak-anakmu Bud?(=|

Bpk Bud : "Oo, baik-baik saja, skrng anakku sdh jd boss, pabriknya 2, pabrik sepatu dan pabrik mie. Tapi ya gitu...deh, saya yg jadi bpknya ndak prnh dibelikan apa-apa, eeeh... pas kmrn pacarnya ulang tahun dibelikan BMW 320i gress!"

Bpk Cokro : "Lha anakku 3, cowok semua, yg 2 kerja di Amerika, yg bontot skrg sdh jadi direktur developer rumah. Tp agak gendeng jg anak saya yang bontot ini. Rumah bapaknya sdh doyong dibiarkan aja, tp waktu kemarin pacarnya ulang tahun dibelikan Rmh baru di Kota Wisata Cibubur .. Lha kowe sendiri piye tho Al?"

Bapak Ali : "Anak saya 4, cowok 1, cewek 3. Skrg udah pada mandiri. Yg paling sukses ya anakku yg cowok! Jadi pialang saham. Cuma ya.. itu, agak nggak bener juga. Lha... saya ini nggak pernah dikasih duit sama sekali, tp wkt pacarnye ulang tahun, eh...dikasih deposito 500 juta...!!"

Stlh Bpk Ali selesai cerita, Bpk Dodik selesai karaoke, "Nyritain apa sih. ini?"

Bpk Budi : "Ini lho, pada nyritain anaknya, gimana anakmu Dod?"

Stlh nyalain rokok, Bpk Dodik mulai cerita: " Anakku cuma 1, tp payah. Aku ingin dia jadi ABRI, ..eeeh malah jd bencong. Sdh 5 thn dia buka salon, dari dulu smp skrg ya teteeep aja nyalon. Tapi meskipun bencong dia tetep anakku. Apalagi dasarnya anakku baik, pergaulannya luas dan sgt sayang sama bapaknya. Setiap dpt rejeki, saya pasti diberi. Kemarin pas dia ulang tahun, ada temannya yang ngado BMW 320i gress, rumah baru yang keren, di Kota Wisata Cibubur itu lho, dan deposito 500 juta... wuih..! Katanya dia bilang semua itu buat bapak saja, dia ttp seneng buka salon saja..."

Bpk Ali, Budi, Cokro : PINGSAN!...
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ternyata trit bencong banyak juga penggemarnya di serayamotor...
Mobilio Prestige L15Z1 iVtec Cvt 2014 Grey
Jazz Gk5 L15Z5 Ivtec Earthdream Cvt 2015 White
Veloz 3SZ VE 1.5 Vvti M 2013 White
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trit ini lebih lucu dr mimi peri
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artoodetoo wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:35
sepatupuma wrote:3 bencong kere yang cuma mimpi bisa oplas seperti bencong thai menemukan danau pesugihan yang bisa mengabulkan seluruh permintaan. Antara takut & berharap, mereka saling tunggu untuk terjun ke dalam air sambil meneriakkan keinginan mereka.

Bencong 1 lompat ke dalam air sambil teriak: "MADONNNAAAA!!!" dan seketika dia muncul dari dalam air, wujudnya berubah menjadi Madonna!
Bencong 2: "BEYONCEEEE...!!!" jadilah sosok beyonce yang muncul dari dalam air.

Tak sabaran kerena melihat kedua temannya yang sukses, Bencong 3 berlari sekencangnya sampai tersandung batu tepat sebelum lompat ke air. Dan karena latah, dia cuma sempat teriak: "EH K****L..!! EH K****L..!! EH K****L..!!"
K****L? :big_think:

Oooo Kapsul :upss:
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coklatMetalik wrote: Fri Mar 16, 2018 13:49
artoodetoo wrote: Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:35
sepatupuma wrote:3 bencong kere yang cuma mimpi bisa oplas seperti bencong thai menemukan danau pesugihan yang bisa mengabulkan seluruh permintaan. Antara takut & berharap, mereka saling tunggu untuk terjun ke dalam air sambil meneriakkan keinginan mereka.

Bencong 1 lompat ke dalam air sambil teriak: "MADONNNAAAA!!!" dan seketika dia muncul dari dalam air, wujudnya berubah menjadi Madonna!
Bencong 2: "BEYONCEEEE...!!!" jadilah sosok beyonce yang muncul dari dalam air.

Tak sabaran kerena melihat kedua temannya yang sukses, Bencong 3 berlari sekencangnya sampai tersandung batu tepat sebelum lompat ke air. Dan karena latah, dia cuma sempat teriak: "EH K****L..!! EH K****L..!! EH K****L..!!"
K****L? :big_think:

Oooo Kapsul :upss:
Lalu gmn lanjutannya?
Muncul LGX dari danau?
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Kayaknya kalo dari danau jadi SGX deh :ngacir: :ngacir:
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