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Pastinya gapapa :ngacir:
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*feeling ane ga papa*
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Harusnya gapapa... :ngacir:
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gapapa deh...

sekali gapapa tetep gapapa.

hidup gapapa... :big_smoking:





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Gapapa lho kalo mau back to topik
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yg lucu sales chevy dulu ane tanyaain ttg colorado, malah jawab : jgn ambil colorado pak, kasar, mending orlando atau captiva aja..... lho, suka2 org mau ambil apa, kebutuhan org kan beda2, lagian nanya2 bukan berarti beli....hahahahaha
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@278bubba malah ane lebih suka sales yang gitu, lebih honest lah berasa nya hha. walaupun pun emang sih in this case tuh sales agak sotoy hha,
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:ngacir:
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jujur... aku rapopo.... :ngacir:
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Ada cerita lucu lainnya, kali ini ama seles Ahond...

Ceritanya lg diskusi ama seles ttg Oddy RC1..

R: Jadi odyssey ini skrg ga kyk odyssey yg lama?
S: Iya, kabinnya skrg sudah kyk alphard, pake kursi ottoman gt
R: Berarti pesaing langsungnya Mazda8 donk? Kan harganya & ukurannya hampir sama...
S: Mazda...8?
R: ..............

*jangan2, gw curiga selesnya kira itu Mazda8 = R3.... :ngacir:
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ya gapapa.... yg punya mazda8 aja suka ketuker dgn ertiga koq, apalagi yg ga punya................. :ngacir:
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Senangnya gapapa ya om.... :ngacir:
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ricz wrote:Ada cerita lucu lainnya, kali ini ama seles Ahond...

Ceritanya lg diskusi ama seles ttg Oddy RC1..

R: Jadi odyssey ini skrg ga kyk odyssey yg lama?
S: Iya, kabinnya skrg sudah kyk alphard, pake kursi ottoman gt
R: Berarti pesaing langsungnya Mazda8 donk? Kan harganya & ukurannya hampir sama...
S: Mazda...8?
R: ..............

*jangan2, gw curiga selesnya kira itu Mazda8 = R3.... :ngacir:
Ente hrusnya tnya dia tw kgk M8 tuh mobil apaan. Tpi ntr mlah dijawabnya ertiga versi mahal lgi :mky_03: .
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y_anjasrana wrote:ya gapapa.... yg punya mazda8 aja suka ketuker dgn ertiga koq, apalagi yg ga punya................. :ngacir:
ricz wrote:Senangnya gapapa ya om.... :ngacir:
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bulunya gapapa :ungg:
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@wongzo : kmarin itu gw mau blg ama selesnya "mazda8 itu ertiga versi long wheelbase...."

Tapi kasian om kucing, makin krisis dia ntar.... :ngacir:
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ricz wrote:@wongzo : kmarin itu gw mau blg ama selesnya "mazda8 itu ertiga versi long wheelbase...."

Tapi kasian om kucing, makin krisis dia ntar.... :ngacir:
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yagapapa :mky_03:
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wkakakaka
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share ke showroom mazda kemarin

V:cx5 suspensionya pake apa?
S: diem ga bisa jawab....
V: depan pake MacPherson strut?
S: iya pak pake itu...muka sambil mikir2.. :big_think:
V: kalau belakang?
S: torsi beam pak
V: yakin torsi beam? :big_biglaugh:
S: diem ga bs jawab...ga lama tanya temenya yg duduk agak jauh..dijawab ga tahu....sales naik ke lt 2 kira2 5 menit bawa brosur dan bilang belakang pake Multi link pak.....
V: ane ngakak dalam hati :wkkk: :wkkk:
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ane beberapa hari lalu ke showroom daihatsu..

ane : mba, xenia versi tertingginya apa ?
mba : xenia veloz mas..
ane : upsss..ada unit 2013 mba ? diskonnya mba ?
mba : ada mas, 22 juta warna putih
ane : memangnya lebihnya apa xenia veloz ini dibanding versi bawahnya ?
mba : banyak pak...bla bla bla..mesinnya sama kayak terios
ane : eladalah...

..skip - skip..
ane : dulu kerja dimana mba ?
mba : toyota mas..
ane : OOOHH....

spik - spik, ternyata si mba adalah sales counter (penerima tamu), bukan sales mobilnya..
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Vglobal wrote:share ke showroom mazda kemarin

V:cx5 suspensionya pake apa?
S: diem ga bisa jawab....
V: depan pake MacPherson strut?
S: iya pak pake itu...muka sambil mikir2.. :big_think:
V: kalau belakang?
S: torsi beam pak
V: yakin torsi beam? :big_biglaugh:
S: diem ga bs jawab...ga lama tanya temenya yg duduk agak jauh..dijawab ga tahu....sales naik ke lt 2 kira2 5 menit bawa brosur dan bilang belakang pake Multi link pak.....
V: ane ngakak dalam hati :wkkk: :wkkk:
Syukur ga dicopotin tu suspensinya dan dibawa ke depan si om :big_biglaugh:
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flyingstar wrote:
Vglobal wrote:share ke showroom mazda kemarin

V:cx5 suspensionya pake apa?
S: diem ga bisa jawab....
V: depan pake MacPherson strut?
S: iya pak pake itu...muka sambil mikir2.. :big_think:
V: kalau belakang?
S: torsi beam pak
V: yakin torsi beam? :big_biglaugh:
S: diem ga bs jawab...ga lama tanya temenya yg duduk agak jauh..dijawab ga tahu....sales naik ke lt 2 kira2 5 menit bawa brosur dan bilang belakang pake Multi link pak.....
V: ane ngakak dalam hati :wkkk: :wkkk:
Syukur ga dicopotin tu suspensinya dan dibawa ke depan si om :big_biglaugh:
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Vglobal wrote:share ke showroom mazda kemarin

V:cx5 suspensionya pake apa?
S: diem ga bisa jawab....
V: depan pake MacPherson strut?
S: iya pak pake itu...muka sambil mikir2.. :big_think:
V: kalau belakang?
S: torsi beam pak
V: yakin torsi beam? :big_biglaugh:
S: diem ga bs jawab...ga lama tanya temenya yg duduk agak jauh..dijawab ga tahu....sales naik ke lt 2 kira2 5 menit bawa brosur dan bilang belakang pake Multi link pak.....
V: ane ngakak dalam hati :wkkk: :wkkk:
Masalah suspensi yang bikin heboh :big_biglaugh: :big_biglaugh:
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